Fred: I’m sure I’m right.

What is the American national day for

| Vampire jokes

What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.

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What was the policeman's

| Baby jokes

What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

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What do you call an alien starship that drips

| Space jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy

| Pig jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.

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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture

| Men jokes

Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spe

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Fred: I’m sure I’m right. Betty: You’re as right as rain – all wet!