Visitor: Wow, you have a
| Cowboy jokes
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
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Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith
| School jokes
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!
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What happened when the monster kissed his one
| Humor jokes
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
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A group of loud and rowdy
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet. "Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks asked. "Yes, it is," the woman replied. "Well th
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FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.