Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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What should a teacher take if
| Car and train jokes
What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.
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What does an aardvark take for
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!
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A good samaritan was walking
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".
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Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
| Ethnic jokes
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to
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Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don’t know, my TV doesn’t pick it up