Mom and Dad are in the iron and

One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all

| Fishing jokes

One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and l

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?

| Cat jokes

How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have

| Police jokes

Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.

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Freedom After 20 Years

| Vietnamese

A Vietnamese couple who has been married for twenty years went to the wedding reception of a close comrade's daughter. During the ring exchange ceremony, the husband started to cry profusely. The wife, surprised by her husband's emotional outburst, said, "" I didn't realize that you have so much fe

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| Biologist jokes

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog jumped across the room. The biologist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs jumped eight fee

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Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.