There were three guys, a Torontonian, an
| Ethnic jokes
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die. Their choices were: lethal injection,
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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
| Bed jokes
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !
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Why was the lady's hair
| Hair and bald jokes
Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
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Why was the lightning grilled on the
| Weather jokes
Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling
| Rabbit jokes
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, “Let’s get off the corner people.” A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, “Let’s get off that corner… NOW!” Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, “Well, how did I do?” Pretty good,” chuckled the vet, “especially since this is a bus stop.”