Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a

Why was the student witch so bad at

| Witch jokes

Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.

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What kind of monster is safe

| Monster jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf

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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

| Dog jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!

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A math student who used to come to the

| Bicycle jokes

A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "T

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Q: You know what the

| Political jokes

Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.

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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.