Person 1: It must be terrible for an
| Music jokes
Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.
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Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
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The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town
| Firefighter jokes
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave. As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased s
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Woman: Officer you must help. I've just
| Police jokes
Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the area.
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How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
| Pig jokes
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.