One day an out
| Business jokes
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo-keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla
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Why do apes climb to the tops of
| Gorilla jokes
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
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How do you stop a dog smelling ?
| Dog jokes
How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !
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Three men die in a car accident
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second ma
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What do you call an aardvark in a frying
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!
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Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.