Teacher: In music, if "f" means
| School jokes
Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ? Pupil: Eighty
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Jeb and Eudell, University of
| College jokes
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
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What's long, green and goes hith ?
| Snake jokes
What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !
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What do you call a person who falls onto
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry
| Horse jokes
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !