Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
| Rabbit jokes
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
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Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
| Dog jokes
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a
| Music jokes
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?" Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
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Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn’t mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn’t complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction manual.