As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically
| Religious jokes
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a
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Why did the blond lay out
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.
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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
| Bed jokes
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.
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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem.