What do you get if you cross a duck with a
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a
| Dirty jokes
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
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What did one candle say to the
| Birthday jokes
What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
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One Sunday
| Military jokes
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest
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How many psychologists does
| Mental health jokes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
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A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith. The big guy who actually is a nice guy extends his and says my name is Turner Brown. The geek passes out. The big guy fans him and brings him too. Why did you pass out he asked? The geek replies, what did you say your name was? Turner Brown he replies. Oh God the geek says I thought you said “TURN AROUND”.