If Microsoft built cars you would need to

What do dirty fish read?

| Fishing jokes

What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

| Telephone jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

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Who writes books for little bees ?

| Insect jokes

Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !

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Men are like coffee.

| Men jokes

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

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What did the snake say when

| Snake jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !

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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.