Why are they called apartments when they
| Answer me this jokes
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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Why does history keep repeating itself
| History jokes
Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
| Easter jokes
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
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I forgot my brother's
| Birthday jokes
I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.