What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

What has four legs, a tail,

| Dead and dying jokes

What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.

One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment

| Salesmen jokes

One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object. "What is that?" Mikey asked. "It's a thermos," the salesman replied. "What does it do?" asked Mikey. "This baby," the salesman

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A reporter heard Bush and one of his

| Political jokes

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"

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