Republicans always take the price tag off
| Political jokes
Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen.
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Q: Do you know why the new football stadium
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word
| School jokes
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !
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Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: “Oh, it’s not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That’s disgusting!”