Why did the chicken cross the
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide
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Ever since we got married, my wife has tried
| Marriage jokes
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market, said the man. "S
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What goes up slowly and comes down quickly
| Elephant jokes
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !
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When does a horse talk on the phone?
| Telephone jokes
When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
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What's red on the
| Dinosaur jokes
What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up