Two men were boasting to each other about
| Military jokes
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, ji
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Son to his father as they watch television:
| Children jokes
Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."
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Q. Why do men like smart women?
| Men jokes
Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
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How do you make a Venetian
| Dead and dying jokes
How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye'
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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !