What goes eek, eek, bang?
| Mouse jokes
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4
| Blonde jokes
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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An applicant was being interviewed for
| College jokes
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?" "Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."
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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
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As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically
| Religious jokes
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a
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Policeman: Why didn’t you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.