Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed
| Music jokes
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?" Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."
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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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What do you call an intelligent man in
| Ethnic jokes
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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How do warty witches keep
| Witch jokes
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.
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This birthday cake certainly is crunchy. “Maybe you should spit out the plate!”