What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
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Q: Why did the blonde drive
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate
| Fishing jokes
How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
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A jogger running down a country road
| Farmer jokes
A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few y
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Why was the skunk angry?
| Various animal jokes
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!
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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !