In a psychiatrist's waiting room two
| Mental health jokes
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?" The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here." The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?" The second responds, "God told me I
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Question: What's another name for pickled
| Dirty jokes
Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough.
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How are skunks able to avoid
| Various animal jokes
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!
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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!
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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his
| Clinton jokes
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
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Q: What are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college? A: “Would you like fries with that?”