What did the cannibal say when he came home

What's the longest piece of furniture in the

| School jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?

| Music jokes

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."

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What's the greatest birthday

| Birthday jokes

What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

| Snowman jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.

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This women had a magic morror from which

| Dirty jokes

This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront of the mirror and said i wi

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!