Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped

| Humor jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

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At which fast food

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At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!

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What do Alexander the

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

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yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to

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yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident

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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "He

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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a “tuba glue.”