A drunken man was wondering around the

ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my

| Christmas jokes

ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.

[ read more ]

Waiter, waiter! There's a

| Dead and dying jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?

[ read more ]

Why did the monster take a dead man for a

| Monster jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

[ read more ]

Q: What can save a

| Blonde jokes

Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.

[ read more ]

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to

| Children jokes

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"

[ read more ]

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. “What the heck are you doing?” he asks the drunk. “I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.” “So how does feeling the roof help you?” He asked the drunk. “Well,” the drunk replied. “MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!”