What did the hypnotist say when

Why accountants don't read

| Accountant jokes

Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

| Christmas jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

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Do you love me more than you love sleep?

| Humor jokes

Do you love me more than you love sleep? "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"

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What great song is associated with

| Burger jokes

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.

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What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website…. Hyp, Hyp Hooray.