Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat

FRED: Your monster was

| Monster jokes

FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.

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An English guy was very ill and his son

| Dead and dying jokes

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slippi

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in

| Dead and dying jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.

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Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

| Dog jokes

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

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Our website should have more colour, more

| Internet jokes

Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want? Blood?

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Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.