Three boys were walking along the beach one day
| Money jokes
Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table! The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money w
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Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.
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Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet
| Dirty jokes
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. - Give me some roll, Winnie! - It's not a roll, it's a bun. - Give me some bun, Winnie! - It's not a bun, it's a bap. - Give me some bap, Winnie! - Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!
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Two political candidates were having a
| Political jokes
Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?" And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I'm Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I'm Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, I'm Jesus Christ. The drunk says, Look, I can prove it. and walk
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What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? ‘Steak Me Out to the Ballgame’!