Q: How many bikers does it take
| Bicycle jokes
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized
| Pig jokes
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.
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You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
| Bed jokes
You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.
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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used
| School jokes
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
| Aardvark jokes
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!
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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, “You skin this one while I go and get another!”