Fred! What did I say I’d do if I found

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force

| Dirty jokes

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy." Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 peo

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet

| Insect jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

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Q: What does a blonde owl say?

| Blonde jokes

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?'

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How did the Mother Banana

| Banana jokes

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde

| Blonde jokes

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up

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Fred! What did I say I’d do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That’s funny, Mom. I can’t remember either.