Why is it called a "litter" of
| Dog jokes
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
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A man was driving along
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the r
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Q: When's the best time to take your doberman
| Dog jokes
Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.
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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
| Ghost jokes
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.” Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, “I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.” Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all three of you out the window and make the whole country happy.”