A motorway walks

A Toledo man was

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A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

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Father:

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Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

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What do you call explosive cow vomit?

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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!

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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back

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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. "I walked up the trail to the door," Jo

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!

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A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won’t see him. The barman looks down at him and says, “What’s the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You’ve got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac? The motorway replies, “You don’t know him like I do. He’s a cyclepath.”