For the first time in many
| Old age jokes
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, pop
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Q: What will you never say about a
| Music jokes
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.
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Why do wallets make so much noise?
| Money jokes
Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my custard !
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !
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An Arthur Anderson partner comes
| Business jokes
An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white. "Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds."
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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette’s tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blonde’s tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,”MOOOOOOOOOO!”