What should you do if a monster runs

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

| Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

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How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've

| Old age jokes

How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.

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What's Father Christmas

| Christmas jokes

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

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How do you hire an elephant ?

| Elephant jokes

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.