Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged
| Money jokes
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
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Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
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How does an idiot call for his dog?
| Idiot and fool jokes
How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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If you had a million dollars and gave away one
| Money jokes
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle