Why did the horse miss the joust?
| Horse jokes
Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!
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'Five dollars for one question! said the girl
| Money jokes
'Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!
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Mother: How was your first
| School jokes
Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
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My sister
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
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President Clinton died and knocked at
| Heaven and hell jokes
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I li
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Jane’s father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he’d spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, “Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?” “Gosh!” exclaimed Jane, “Are we getting a dog?”