Why was the cannibal expelled
| Cannibal jokes
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Q: What do you get when you put an
| Gorilla jokes
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.
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Why is the air so clean and
| Halloween jokes
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
| Aardvark jokes
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were onl
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Biddle and Payne, two elderly English
| College jokes
Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, "A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, "Please, sir, it wasn't me!" "Ha, ha!
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