These two friends are about to go to
| Dance jokes
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?
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Q:
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.
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What should you do if you have a basset hound over
| Dog jokes
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!
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One vampire to the
| Vampire jokes
One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!
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Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.