Police Officer: Why did you lead me
| Travel and tourist jokes
Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
| Computer jokes
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minute
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What is the definition of "derange"?
| Cow jokes
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!
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What did they do to the burger who thought he
| Burger jokes
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
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A silly boy
| Idiot and fool jokes
A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. 'You can't go home in this,' said one of his friends, ' you'd better stay the night. 'That's very kind of you,' said the boy. ' I'
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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!