Q: What do you call a truckload
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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How can you shorten a bed?
| Bed jokes
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
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Why does a barber never shave a man with
| Hair and bald jokes
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
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Q: How many Accountants
| Accountant jokes
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed.
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Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ? Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !