Q. What do you instantly know
| Men jokes
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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At a
| Humor jokes
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage.
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What do you call a man who has been
| Dead and dying jokes
What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle
| Dinosaur jokes
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
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Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.