Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
| Dirty jokes
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
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She was two thirds married once.
| Marriage jokes
She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !
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Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!
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A young businessman rented a beautiful office
| Business jokes
A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about
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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)