How do you take a pig to

Why do accountants get excited on

| Accountant jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work'

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What kind of horse can swim underwater

| Horse jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

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Which big cat should

| Cat jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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Yo mama so ugly that

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,

| Music jokes

Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!