An old man approaches the window of a cinema with
| Dirty jokes
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goe
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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that
| Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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What is the wasps' favorite song?
| Insect jokes
What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
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As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically
| Religious jokes
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a
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Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her
| Old age jokes
Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll
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What is the best thing to take when you’re run over? The number of the car that hit you.