A drunk gets
| Dirty jokes
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on
| Various animal jokes
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !
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How can you tell which end of a worm is which
| Insect jokes
How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
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What do you call a dumb bunny?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
| Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
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Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!