A lion was getting rather old and slow
| Various animal jokes
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it
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What would Economics be without
| Accountant jokes
What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting'
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When young Jose, newly arrived in the United
| Ethnic jokes
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "
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Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast
| Farmer jokes
Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you n
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Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
| Easter jokes
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
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