Once there was a millionaire
| Humor jokes
Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a propositi
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What do snakes have on their
| Snake jokes
What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !
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Why was the horse all charged up?
| Horse jokes
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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What do you call a pickled aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
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How does an elephant get down from a tree
| Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
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I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?