I took my son to the zoo yesterday.

Once there was a millionaire

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Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a propositi

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What do snakes have on their

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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Why was the horse all charged up?

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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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What do you call a pickled aardvark?

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What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

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How does an elephant get down from a tree

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?