There was a farmer who
| Farmer jokes
There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, he looked up to see that the house was gone. Saddened
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Why wouldn't the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
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Why do we paint
| Easter jokes
Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Q: How many Labour Party
| Political jokes
Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Why was the headmaster
| School jokes
Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!
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Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blow job.