Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
| Lawyer jokes
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.
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What's a glow worms
| Insect jokes
What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !
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What's more dangerous than being with a fool
| Insect jokes
What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !
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What is the difference between Father
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Customer: How long must I wait
| Waiter jokes
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.