It was so hot today I saw
| Weather jokes
It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.
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A woman checked in at the pearly gates and
| Dirty jokes
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue." The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his
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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
| Criminal jokes
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him t
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What did the fireman's wife get for
| Firefighter jokes
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !
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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
| Accountant jokes
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, “Have you just gotten out of prison?” “Yeah,” the guy replied. “How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?” “Partly.” She said. “But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, ‘YOUR TURN.